Dusty Baker Destroys Aroldis Chapman's Arm Within Minutes Of Arrival | The Onion

Dusty Baker Destroys Aroldis Chapman's Arm Within Minutes Of Arrival | The Onion
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CINCINNATI—Within just a few minutes of Cuban pitcher Aroldis Chapman's arrival in the United States, Reds manager Dusty Baker had already overused and mangled the 21-year-old's arm beyond recognition, team sources reported Sunday.

This would be funnier if it weren't so likely.